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Is this what she thinks of me?

Is this what she thinks of me?

A friend sent me this from Momlogic.com. A guest blogger put it up talking about her husband. Maybe they do know us better than we thought.

Top 10 Reasons Father DOESN’T Know Best:

1- He dresses the kids in flip-flops and shorts on a 45-degree day. (When the thermometer hits 100, he sends them out in fleece.)

2- He thinks “quality time” with his kid means watching “Jackass: The Movie” with his 6-year-old son.

3- On the night of his daughter’s first date, he demands that she wear a turtleneck and a chastity belt.

4- When left alone with the kids to make dinner, he serves cinnamon rolls on paper towels as the main course.

5- He nearly gets into a head-on collision with another shopping cart while playing “racecar with your toddler in the driver’s seat.”

6- He insists on wearing his “World’s Best Dad” T-shirt, even when it’s filthy.

7- He loves to toss the baby in the air like a sack of potatoes, often grazing the kid’s head on the ceiling.

8- While trying to keep up with his teenage son, he throws his back out playing HORSE.

9- Instead of giving the kids a bath, he hoses them down in the backyard.

10- He actually believes “father knows best.”

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